south exit

slang for the anus, as it's main function is an exit for bodily waste.

....dude, she wanted me to chow her south exit....

by booteus Maximus July 28, 2005

Speak Into Existence

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens

Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.

by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 25, 2018

last exit to springfield

probably the best simpsons episode EVER, at least one of the best. It's the one when Homer is union president of the plant.

most famous line from last exit to springfield:
dental plan!
lisa needs braces.
(repeat at least 7 times)

by Adrian May 23, 2006

Existentialism

The other definition here is correct to a certain extent but it is really much more than that. It stresses individuality and freedom of choice but it also stresses an individuals responsibility to the choices he makes. Also discards all religion as a means to control human behavior. Existentialism is still a current movement but its most influential members came in the early 1900's. They include Sartre, Camus and Dostoevsky.

by BurgLyke October 12, 2003

fabioesque-existential-romanticist

come in three parts:
1. Fabioesque- To be like fabio in anyway
2. Existentialist- To be of the philosophical school of thought that we are all resposible for our lives and ultimately our destenies
3. Romanticist- To be a hopless romantic

Basically fi you put these three together you get a fabioesque-existential-romanticist

Man that guy is such a fabioesque-existential-romanticist!

by Silas Dagwood February 28, 2005

exasturbation

Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.

After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.

by Sluggo December 18, 2004

Existential Crisis

Obsessively looking for answers, not knowing why you exist, looking for the meaning of life and your reason to be here on Earth.

"My best friend of 5 years told me he was an existential crisis.. I simply asked my therapist what I should have answered.. His response, "Run!"

by olanchoparaiso February 23, 2017