Texecution

Death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.

"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"

I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!

by Bonjovi74 October 23, 2014

Erection

An erection is a powerful trick that a penis does when it becomes sexually aroused. Like an elephant's trunk, it can raise up high into the sky. The erection is often used for sexual intercourse and masturbating or even being naked. And teenagers love to get erections, but sometimes, the get an unexpected one in public, and they will try to ignore it.

Ross stared at joy at Julianne's bare midriff as she walked up to the front of the school board. Before long, his penis began to stiffen and relax as it pressed against his jeans. Then he looked down and saw the erection. He took off all of his clothes to give the penis some air. Now, Ross was naked as a seal and lied down on the desk bare and began rubbing the boner with his middle finger. Julianne noticed Ross and became attracted by the session. Finally, the snout of the penis released semen and Ross wiped it off with a towel. Julianne fell in love with Ross and said "Great job masturbating." as I smiled nervously and blushed, and Julianne kissed my bare body.

by VBruno August 21, 2013

Erection Roulette

You have a group of people sitting in a circle. You think up a question you know the answer to and ask it to someone. If you get it wrong you have to take viagra and then get kicked in your australia(penis).

Dude we played erection roulette last night and jeremy got freakin hammer I don't think hes gonna have babies.

by Big poot January 11, 2006

erection

when you make yourself feel like a jerk

like getting a boner when the doctor fells up your balls

by pa pa pimp May 14, 2003

Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.

Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

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by Bready Hampton October 28, 2011

erection

A term used when to describe the enlarged male penis when aroused sexually

Those big bouncing boobs of yours are giving me an Erection

by Osofast April 26, 2003

erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 8, 2003