Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

by THENAME October 4, 2008

epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."

by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008

epic sexiness

Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.

People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.

by DrSexy July 5, 2012

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Non-Epic

The word for people that are not very cool or amazing

man that dude is Non-Epic

by NonEpicName October 10, 2020

Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.

The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.

by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010