A man who tries to kill him self like this:
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME August 10, 2008
a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
by LindsayLouFool December 17, 2008
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by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
when your failure is so bad that spelling "Epic Fail" the right way does not properly convey the severity of said failure.
Friend 1:So today, I asked out that new girl Pat. We're going to that fancy restaurant down the street tonight.
Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!
Friend 2:Dude... Pat is a guy.
Pat: *winks at Friend 1*
Friend 1:*shudders* help me!
Friend 3: *is passing by* EPIC DAIL!!!
by SuperSnailMan August 17, 2011
Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.
by DrSexy July 03, 2012
by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020
Fantasy Football Team owned by Chesley Sunderland (spelling guessed). This football team has always let her down and has been an embarrassment to the Frat House League for many years. The most recent example is being up 30 points going into Monday Night Football with only Stephan Diggs to face, chirping the league group chat by saying they can't lose unless Diggs has his best game of the year, and then losing by 10 pts when Diggs had a career night.
Example: Gee, I sure hope Stephan Diggs isn't on my opponents team this week because I don't want to have an Epic Letdown
by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020