dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 5, 2020

DesmondPilak

KEKW Who

"Yo dude, I was watching this dude on twitch the other day, his names DesmondPilak"-
"KEKW who?"

by Getfarked September 16, 2020

Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.

Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.

by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020

Desmond

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

by pussylover November 11, 2020

Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2020

Dysology

Bad science or bad scholarship.

The Supermyth that facemasks spread COVID19 arose from dysology arising from a combination of pseudo-science and ludicrous assumptions that were credulously accepted and then spread.

by Mythbustergeneral December 29, 2020

Dismosis

When you shat and it comes out your ears instead

Oh shit i just Dismosised

by 0akles January 11, 2021