You Down for some Dong?

Its that question you pop when you know she's the one

The one who will stand beside you during the good times or bad, happy or sad

You see this beautiful girl walking by.. your eyes meet hers.. You're in love....
you then pop the question: "You Down for some Dong?"

Girl replies: Fuck yea!! me likey some Dong ASAP!!!

by Cacksman February 24, 2011

king dong

one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a fucking loose ass pussy at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a fucking telephone pole
3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

Christy: guess what leslie...
Leslie : what?
Christy: King dong totally devoured my insides with his massive CAK

by Chase Mclean April 23, 2005

Donger

The male sex organ.

He casually strolled down Main Street with his donger hanging out.

by D3k May 14, 2003

ding dong ditch

to ring someone's door bell and then run away....

Kevin- yo did u hear about mike, denis, danny, matt,rodrigo, and chris they are the masters of ding dong ditching, they got almost every house in the fort lee cliffside area

by mike990dwa September 21, 2005

dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

chest dong

A dildo that straps to your chest.

"You can even strap your chest dong to a chair, table, or your thigh!"

by [a][n][o][N][y][m][o][u][s] January 19, 2009

blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.

don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.

by pap232323 March 19, 2009