Dry Willie

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.
He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.
by Chris Schreck May 04, 2006
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Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.
Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.
by Solo Stroke October 16, 2009
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Dry Face

An extension of 'dry mouth.' When smoking marijuana, the face becomes dry similarly to the mouth.
I need water or moisturiser, I have dry face again
by Roooney101 February 08, 2011
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hunk and dry

Drunk and high as all fuckin' hell.
"Ok so Alex thought he saw a PANDA in the tree, but it was just Pat instead."

"Collin said nigga, youz hunk and dry....easy as pie."
by Su Jin August 22, 2006
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dry handy

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.
by Matt_28 October 26, 2006
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Dry Fire

When one's sack hasn't been used in ages, he ejaculates dry air or dust, from his penis, usually causing a loud squeak or farting sound.
After watching his mom dance to the song "its raining men" by the Weather Girls, Evan dry fired all over the back of Rj's head, while Matt and Nick shared a silent laugh in the backround.
by dirty mikey September 20, 2010
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dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.
Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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