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Rollin Dough

You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.
Skylar: Hey Tyler, get out of the bathroom! I need to get ready for my lacrosse match!
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
by CordiallyContent July 28, 2022
mugGet the Rollin Doughmug.

Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
mugGet the Cookie Dough Whoremug.

aunt dough

My Aunt Dough burns and itches like a bitch!!
by Sarcia26 January 15, 2020
mugGet the aunt doughmug.

Dough kneeders

A lady with a pair of breasts so large, one could kneed dough between them.
"Paul was completly gobsmacked when he finally managed to get angelines bra off , she had tits so big that you could kneed dough between them " a right pair of dough kneeders.
by #big H July 26, 2022
mugGet the Dough kneedersmug.

poppin fresh dough

A pregnant woman who is about to give birth. Her turkey timer is up.
Her belly is so big her poppin fresh dough and turkey timer is due.
by Wicked Witch November 24, 2016
mugGet the poppin fresh doughmug.

PUSHEEN+DOUGH=YEET

pusheen likes to squish the dough go pusheen!
by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018
mugGet the PUSHEEN+DOUGH=YEETmug.

Dough-Nuts

Cash, dollars, cheese, skrill, money!
Weather By trains planes or automobiles you better have my Dough-Nuts! Homeboy!
by Chinkymike February 16, 2020
mugGet the Dough-Nutsmug.

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