dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008

oregon dong

The largest possible dong a man could possess

Damn that man has an Oregon dong

by Slayingdapussywthisoregondong October 17, 2020

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.

Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!

by Blaine April 3, 2003

dong gobbler

a man who likes to suck on other men's dong (a queer bastard)

Ryan is such a dong gobbler

by squatsy November 2, 2003

belt dong

the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.

"Dude! Put your dick away...oh nevermind, its just your belt dong."

by queen of fucking france bitches January 1, 2009

dong-gone

Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

by sue April 25, 2005