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Flog the dolphin

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
by Assi9 January 5, 2017
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polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
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dolphin

(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also

this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
by Tenacious Faulker May 8, 2009
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blue dolphins

1.) its not methamphetamine, it stands for METHYLamphetamine, not similar at all to meth.

2.) there has never been any coke or heroin in any x that has been found, including blue dolphins

3.)there are several different types of blue dolphins, some good, some ripoffs.
There are lots of different kinds of blue dolphins out there, but none of them are laced with coke, lots of misinformation out there.
by ufos8mycow January 19, 2007
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Waxing the Dolphin

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate
Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.

Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room
by ChristianK April 25, 2007
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Bronze Dolphin

1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.
"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"

"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"

"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."

"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"

"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
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Double Dolphin

sex position that occurs in a threesome with two guys and one girl.
The two guys have sex with the girl at the same time, one penis is inserted into the vagina, while the other is anal.

Derived from the "double-headed dolpin", where a hand is used instead.
Guy #1: "Hey dude, how did that threesome go last night?
Guy #2: "Oh man, it was insane! we gave her the double dolphin. She totally squealed."
Guy #1: "Nice!"
by Wario-Waluigi April 15, 2009
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