Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008
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My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
by ox gray July 26, 2010
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Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010
Get the douche tard mug.A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
by DuckFarse April 2, 2010
Get the Douche Swoosh mug.A sure fire way to induce labor according to regular posters from a Babycenter.com birth board (December 2010 Expecting Mothers)
After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.
This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"
Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
After several IDIOTIC posts on the birth board about how to get the baby out earlier than they were due, the members of the birth board started making up ways to induce an early labor including: Pineapple Juice Douching, Castor Oil/Castrol Motor Oil Drinking, Plungers, Wire Hangers, Crochet Hooks, Black Licorice, Balsamic Vinaigrettes, Raspberry Leaf Tea, Evening Primrose Oil, and various other forms.
This birth board is known in the Babycenter.com community to be especially snarky with posters who cannot spell, ask stupid questions and post inane comments such as "I had my baby threw my virgina and I dint kno I wuz pregnate"
Also, they suggest you don't go in water to your waist, your baby might drown while you are pregnate.
If you are 34 weeks and want to induce, try a Pineapple Douche and then make sure you shove a couple crochet hooks up your virgina to get the baby throwd out.
by picklesandicecreamplease December 10, 2010
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Example:
Hipster 1: Hey, here comes Wyatt!
Hipster 2: Wait, he just walked right past us… what a hipster douche!
Hipster 1: Hey, here comes Wyatt!
Hipster 2: Wait, he just walked right past us… what a hipster douche!
by Mr. Busby January 7, 2009
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He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
by singlemama September 22, 2010
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