Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

Dicks

It can be used as a greeting or a response. It can even be used to make fun of people. But it is important to use it loud, often and for no apparent reason.

Example 1:

Danny: Hey do you have any spare change that I can borrow?
Me: DICKS!

Example 2:

Philip: Hey man, haven't seen you in ages, how have you been?
Me: DICKS!

Example 3:
Dustin: I took a shit on my wallet in the toilet today, I'm so angry!
Me: DICKS!

by DAVID DUONG June 11, 2011

Dicks on toast

Dicks on toast refers to the practice of placing your penis in a friend or family members meal before giving it to them.

Dad: Whats for Dinner tonight?

Mum: Dicks on toast.

by Chumplett May 26, 2009

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

bag of dicks

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

by chriss91 June 1, 2015