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Dining Common

n.
Any one of the four cafeteria's located around the University of Massachusetts/Amherst campus. Given the refined title of Dining Common to hide the gross state of the dining facility from the uninitiated. Also known as the DC.
Unless you go to Umass you have no idea what a Dining Common is.

Dude, I just ate at the DC and now I have a Peruvian parasite gnawing through my lower intestines.
by D Reck October 11, 2005
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dingwinger

A dull-witted person.
That guy's acting like an animal in public! What a dingwinger!
by Seshie January 14, 2009
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Digging in the compost

When two males partake in anal sex
Jimmy, He likes Digging in the compost with the best of them!
by JohnyCash12 November 4, 2012
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Dingiling Silly String

The ejaculate that is produced from the penis during an orgasm
I hope I bring in the new year with some random chick spraying my Dingiling Silly String all over the place at midnight.
by bigdoose January 3, 2015
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progressive dining

The fine art of what is known as snacking.
Eddie: I'm hungry, we should make dinner.

Jeff: I think I'm going to start with some progressive dining.
by Latvija December 21, 2007
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Crap Diggin'

A method that one does to 'help' their own feces out of their ass. A person who has learned to remove unwanted waste from their intestines with a gloved or ungloved finger. A person, often old and smelly, who enjoys rootin' around in their rectum.
The old hag was tired of waiting for her bowels to move so she threw herself into crap diggin' mode and removed it.

I thought she was in her room reading but to my horror she was indeed crap diggin' again.

She turned the pages of her bible with her crap diggin' hands.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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Wining and dining

If performed on a woman: sucking her tits and eating her pussy
If performed on a man: eating his dick and drinking his cum.

Can also involve eating ass.
Shawn: bro, what were you doing last night?
Jamil: me and my girl was wining and dining all night. She tasted fine as hell.
by TheFilthyDank July 11, 2019
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