Ace of Deuces

This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.

Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.

by walter_white_ August 24, 2012

excuse deuce

As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.

A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap

"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"

"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"

"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"

by D rock 27 September 28, 2011

Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

by chHAad February 10, 2021

chuckin a deuce

A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.

Chico drove by chuckin a deuce.

by Chico H December 31, 2005

HOLLA DEUCES

form of saying goodbye

Alright. HOLLA DEUCES

by Marsalis Harris March 1, 2011

Deuces Up

Ghetto for "Peace Out".

"y0 dawg, I'm finnna bounce."
"Aight, deuces up, nigga!"

by GuhettoStacy August 16, 2009

Monkey Deuce

Dropping a load (deuce) either in your hand or on the ground then flinging it at those around you. Best if flung at unsuspecting spectators. Also, a term used to describe a messy situation or a clusterfuck. Bonus cred for performing the act over merely using the term.

That meeting was the biggest monkey deuce I've ever seen.

by IWillFlipOut January 13, 2008