Death

What happens when you get too old and fat

You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022

by MarioMax12345 July 1, 2022

death

january: my cat, my teacher
febuary: my two rabits (on one day)
march: my guinea pig
april: my other rabit

life is cruel so death helps you

by TheLonelyOne:) July 7, 2022

Death

An infinite wall, that stretches up, down, left and right, in all directions.

(Appears to only be valid for atheists.)

Death is the end. Period.

by rd_131648 July 14, 2022

DEATH

Strong marijuana (originally heard first from G swerv)

Damn bro this death hitting!!!

by Blessed23 September 9, 2022

Death

A thing that kills people and makes them die

Please help me! No I am not revive. I am death

by ACOOLNPC October 18, 2022

death

we dont know what happens after

alex put his hand in the toaster and got death

by dummiw October 25, 2022

death

Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.

Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022