Danger noodle

The HIV infested penis of Magic Johnson

I would totally have sex with retired NBA player Magic Johnson if it weren’t for his danger noodle

by stollicharleston December 21, 2021

Danger Head

Giving head to a passenger while driving a car. The passenger holds the wheel and gives directions to the driver for the break and gas.

"Man I got the best danger head last night, she gagged so hard we almost crashed"

by WhoTwoBlu October 5, 2011

Dangerous Doney

A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Dangerous Doney does the Monster Mash

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

yellow danger

A chinaman with a gun

There's yellow danger lurking around the corner

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

Nardle Danger

Slang for ball sack

Douche bag-"I'm going to make your mom grab my nardle dangers."
Kid thats picked on "Don't talk bout my momma like that"

by simmons1152 July 23, 2011

Danger Zone

A specific period of time in which someone is watching the "money shot" portion of a pornographic movie while someone else (who person 1 does not want to be caught by) is in the same domicile.

It is known by this name for many reasons.

1: the male porn star usually takes an ungodly amount of time to finish his business.

2: because of the size of the video bar, an attempt at skipping any of the material would result in missing the finale.

And 3: because this is usually the period when someone watching pornography is reaching climax, leaving said person with their pants down.

Guy #1: "Dude, my roommate walked in when I was in the danger zone!"

Guy #2: "You couldn't just exit out?"

Guy #1: "No way, by then I was already losing it all over the place!"

by The Cream Machine November 29, 2009

Danger Donkey

Noun; sex

Adj; the act of having sex.

Noun; damn, that was alot of danger donkey for one weekend, 12 TIMES!!!

Adj; can i stay in your dorm tonight? my roomate is danger donkeying in mine.

by gimpy and pookie December 29, 2008