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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )
naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.
He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.
Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.
Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
by NudenTx August 13, 2009
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by 915 Outlaw November 14, 2009
Get the Tounge cousins mug.A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.
by wellwellwell September 22, 2012
Get the Cunt Cousin mug.The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "
billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"
kenny: "No u "
billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"
by juanbombel May 14, 2018
Get the Your cousin a muslim mug.The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
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