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Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.
While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.
"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."
by Mona Richards December 9, 2008
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Naked Cousin

naked cousin = cousin you are close enough you've been naked together. ( skinny dipping, changing clothes etc. )

naked cousin = a cousin so attractive you'd like to see him/her naked.
I've hung out with him all my life. He's even a Naked Cousin.

He got to be my Naked Cousin. That summer we went camping at the lake.

Man, I wish she was my Naked Cousin. She is so hot.
by NudenTx August 13, 2009
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Tounge cousins

When a guy or a girl has swapped spit with the same person thier friend has.
That freaking tounge whore makes out with everyone when she's drunk. That makes you guys Tounge Cousins.
by 915 Outlaw November 14, 2009
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Cunt Cousin

A girl who has slept with the same guy as you have. So you have therefore become cunt cousins because you've both had the same dick in your cunt.
"Jenny fucked Tom too, means me and Jenny are cunt cousins".
by wellwellwell September 22, 2012
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Your cousin a muslim

The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"
by juanbombel May 14, 2018
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The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.
Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.
by jbomb108 November 3, 2009
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