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Cullenism

A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Worship Song of Cullenism:

"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."
by Twi-hards down under August 15, 2008
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Cally

Cally is quite awkward, but very caring and doesn't give up on a friend. She really loves Chinese food, especially yuk sung
Wow, she's awkward,she must be cally
by Wink wonk June 21, 2017
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Cugly

Omg that rat is such a cugly
by Bum holes December 27, 2019
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Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?
by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009
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Cullen

Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.
My cousin and my girlfriend were Cullen all up on my Facebook.
by Captain Sparkle October 6, 2012
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collywobble

Sheep farming really gives farmers the collywobbles
by David Hedgerson December 31, 2005
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collywobbles in my gummydoodles

It's what you say when you've had too many beans and that your bottom feels likes jelly; you need to crap so badly.
I got collywobbles in my gummydoodles after I ate half a taco.
by B-Drac December 12, 2003
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