son of a crap

-a phrase to say when frustrated
-another way of saying son of a bitch

Mom: Timmy, you have to do chores now.
Timmy: Son of a crap...

by Nicole February 16, 2004

crap nuggets

n. Crappy chicken nuggets that leigh makes for her little sister. Similar to the school chicken nuggets.

Wow, those crap nuggets taste like...crap!

by concerned citizen February 10, 2003

woahly crap

Used in a situation where "holy crap" or "woah" just IS NOT enough.

WHAT!? 103 minutes left on the transfer? Woahly crap!

by Infraction October 14, 2008

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010

Crap the whip

When you poo your pants in a friend's car.

"She took the Crap The Whip challenge in Ted's car, and he made her walk home!"
"Have you seen the new #CrapTheWhip videos on TikTok?"

by lonestardic October 13, 2021

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017