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blue bar code

That gay guy is in the middle doing a Blue Bar Code on two of his lovers till they both climax
by EricC4 May 14, 2015
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code brown

medical terminology: Xray examination of the large intestine (i.e. for polyps) may require the dreaded double threat 'double contrast' barium/ air enema, in which the cleansed colon is rinsed with barium and then inflated with air like a balloon - if the patient is unable to maintain compression of the sphincter to retain the catheter/ split valve/ inflatable buttplug used to supply the barium/ air AND to stopper the anus, and thus sprays a mixture of air, barium and fecal matter under pressure from their anus (under pressure - remember the intestine is inflated with air), it may be known as a 'code brown'. this is one of many reasons Xray techs wear shoe covers.
the patient blew a code brown, and housekeeping spent the rest of the day scrubbing fecal matter out of the light fixture with a small toothbrush
by stendhalismo April 28, 2005
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Area Code

A new improved way to rate girls, improving on the 1-10 scale. Just like an area code, let's say 212 for example, there are three digits in this rating scale.

The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers 1-9, 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. 0- I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.

The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

To keep this rating system under wraps, a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
A group of males at a bar, scanning the scene for potential mates, while standing next to their female friends, use the area code scale to judge the females at the bar.

Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are ypu texting?

Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, 617, 503, 504, what do you think?

Male 1: No way, I can only text 717's, you know what I'm saying?!?

Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system
by DopeDickReynolds January 18, 2013
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Dude Code

The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.

1. No cockblocking

2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.

3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.

4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.

5. The only reason why a guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.

6. There is no reason why one guy should touch another guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.

7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister, friend, or bum.

8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.

9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).

10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends ass more than you.

11. A warm beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.
guy 1. DUDE! you're breaking the dude code! you pulled off a trifecta!!!

guy 2. ouch. i might as well get naked and wave at the mailbox.

guy 3. douchebags.
by uchas August 5, 2008
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CODE BROWN

When you have a turtle head poking out and you really badly need a shite so you run to the toilet
Charlie ran heavily downstairs shouting at the top of his voice "code brown" and pushed and shuved his siblings out of the way and kicked the door in to drop king Kong's finger down the toilet
by MaddysGoneMissing December 29, 2018
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Alt Code

A code that is a combination of ALT and a number on the number pad
Alt + 1 = ☺ That is the first Alt Code
by Mandogy December 31, 2014
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Da Vinci Code

A 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. The controversies regarding the plot (Jesus Christ being married, Holy Grail being a woman, etc.) still ensue today. The movie version was released on May 19th, 2006. It is directed by Ron Howard.
Many people say that they will boycott any theatre that shows The Da Vinci Code. Why? Because they say it's not real. OF COURSE IT'S NOT REAL. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN THE FREAKING FICTION SECTION OF THE FREAKING LIBRARY. Imbeciles.
by Thrashmeister May 23, 2006
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