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Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.
Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.
by Nector November 20, 2007
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cocker

A variation on the shocker or spocker, where you put both your balls in her pussy, and your dick in her ass. Still two in the pink one in the stink!
I was doing her in the butt and transitioned into the Cocker when she queefed so hard I ended up with her cum in my ass.
by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009
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Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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cockenspiel

Something that is fake, Bogus, or completely out of line.
often used in conjunction with "thats a load of."
although not bound to those terms.
Cockenspiel is a very versatile word.
Sue: Lets stay after school and help the teachers clean.
Brian: you need to stop that cockenspiel!
by Brian M. W. February 4, 2007
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Cocker

A male with his genatalia exposed at the Burning Man Festival.
Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.
by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009
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Cockatoo

1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010
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Cockatoo

Cock|atoo

Cock - PENIS

Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.

Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_
"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"

"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"
by Charles M. Montgomery! December 29, 2008
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