Chode 

A schlong that has more girth than length

A chode is nothing to brag about

Chode by Chris123 December 28, 2005

chode 

a word used to describe a boy who was giving a fatass a lapdance and took a picture but little did he know that his tiny, chode was sticking out of his unbuttoned boxers. The word circulated that mancuso had a chode and now everyone refers to this fat shit as CHODE MASTA FLEX. then after this affair, he went and got a flat, horse loving girlfriend because she is all he can get.

Jess is a chode-toucher, aka the Original Chode Toucher (OCT).

chode by Greek Power November 7, 2006

chode 

an alien from the plant chodon, described as having short pink shafts of lights beaming from them, being short and girthful in stature, and often seen with plastic protective armor (evident in a popular short story)

In search of an increase in size and endurance, chodes ventured to the planet earth looking for miracle drugs.

chode by Carl Bracken July 16, 2006

Chode 

Something that Walton on Cdnis got(A Dick that is fricken wider than it is long)

it would be too disturbing to look at my chode..

Chode by The ? Guy May 22, 2007

chode 

generally a short, fat dick.

his dick was chode size.

chode by NEBY October 27, 2007

chode 

A penis shaped like a pizza dish, with such girth that it splits anything it enters.

Byron Peters is legendary for his chode. They say it's a real Bobby Dazzler.

chode by Simon Smith May 8, 2003

chode 

The NASTY GRIME(sweat and shite) in between a males bunghole and scrotum .Can appear to look like butt-cheese and smell like it also.

"Dude?"Whats wrong with that cheese dip ?It looks an smells like chode!

chode by Francessca May 25, 2006