chimp

A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.

(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."

by magigs October 8, 2008

chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011

Chimpwad

1) a wad of chimp (spunk).
2) an ignorant douchebag.

1) My chimpwad was kind of yellow earlier- should I see a doctor?
2) You, sir, are the biggest and most rancid chimpwad I have ever seen! Urkel could probably beat the shit out of you!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 9, 2012

chimpzilla

AMD. (from The Inquirer). Compare to chipzilla.

We all wonder when chimpzilla's stock price will overtake chipzilla's

by Isaac February 19, 2005

Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014