Captivity Document

A marriage certificate

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.

by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011

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Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

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Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.

Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"

by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013

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chaoticcreeper

AKA Chris or Christopher, known as watching porn while on twitter, no swag, makes porn for youtube.

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by anonymous9184321 September 22, 2013

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Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

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