by Shady slimmy July 29, 2008
Get the caffelle mug.Guy 1: "I have caffeinated bowels. They won't stop moving."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
Guy 2: "Damn, you have diarrhea? That shit sucks."
by freakylouise December 23, 2010
Get the caffeinated bowels mug.1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.
2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.
2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.
Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."
Jessica: "Yep."
Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"
Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)
Jessica: "Yep."
Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"
Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)
by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011
Get the Chauffer Shift mug.When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
by miss gradenko June 22, 2011
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He had 2 shots of expresso, and double brewed coffee this morning before work. He is on a caffeine rage!
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
Studying for finals and realizing you only had 2 hours of sleep. This calls for caffeine rage.
They stopped caffeine rage because it's bad for their health.
by shots of expresso April 16, 2013
Get the caffeine rage mug.a word that means you love someone more than any word (other than this one) can express. i made this up, so fuck off with your dumbass copyrights you ignorant twats.
girl: oh my god, i chuff sebastian stan so much!
boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.
boy: um no, i chuff chris evans so much i think i might go into cardiac arrest. seriously.
by srirachapene June 28, 2018
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