cube candy

Someone who is hired only on the basis of his or her physical attractiveness.

Don't ask the new office manager for help; he's strictly cube candy.

by Uncle Snark March 02, 2010

pig candy

Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.

"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"

by KnoxvilleDancer February 06, 2010

G-Candy

A guy with excellent physique and muscles.

Alicia: Gosh, I have fallen for a guy from our class.
Rachael: Tell me about him. Let me see your choice.
Alicia: First of all, he's a G-Candy.
Rachael: That's summarize everything.

by Reet Awwsum March 03, 2014

Candy Slit

A particularly delicious vagina.

If you can give me a good eating out experience, I swear I will munch on that candy slit like no tomorrow.

by EatACookie July 18, 2014

Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

by ex_lax70 November 08, 2016

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010