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cable tv 

A system used for showing ads on people's televisions. Also known to turn people into lazy, fat bums while lowering their IQ teaching our society that the world revolves around Britney Spears. It requires a large monthly fee to function.
I wanted to pay an arm and a leg to become a complete shut in so I got cable tv.
cable tv by NewClear April 5, 2012
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torquing wicked cable 

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"
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Callender 

used in a name means you are one of the most bad ass people around. Coming from ancient metal decent they are a beast at just about every thing they try.
Girl #1 did you hear about that new callender kid?
Girl #2 yea hes such a bad ass.
Callender by f.this61 November 23, 2011
Cailee (Noun)
She is a bad bitch. She's they type of person you want by your side. She's funny and cool but she can be a bitch sometimes. Just make sure you stay away from her when she's mad or she will make your life a living hell.
Guy 1: " Dude I made Cailee mad and I don't know what to do."

Guy 2: " You better hope for the best, she'll make your life hell."
Cailee by /Rawr XD/ February 28, 2017
A generally dope guy. Excellent at rapping, video games, math, and eating the greatest cereal (Honey Bunches of Oats® with Apples & Cinnamon Bunches). Brown hair, blue eyes, kinda short, super hot. Enjoys astrophysics to an absurd degree.
Wow, Caleb only talks about cereal and math. Good thing he's smokin' hot.
-Supermodels
Caleb by SUPPERMANN September 10, 2018
Brown hair, green eyes, adorable, loud, obnoxious, never knows when to shut up, shouldn't have free access to staples, can play the piano, super-duper smart, hi-larious!!!
why do you have to be such a caleb?!
caleb by catie-cat January 17, 2011
A Caleb is a very special guy. He is Usually Tall, Handsome, Athletic, and Sensitive. He'll speak his mind and make sure his opinions are heard. He is a Caring guy and will always be there for you. If you're ever feeling down just talk to your local Caleb! Lots of girls will be after him but if you manage to become his girlfriend hold on tight. He will be loyal and will only have eyes for you.
Girl 1- Look at Caleb he's so hot!
Girl 2- Yea but he's taken by Isabella and he only has eyes for her!

Girl 1- Dang I wish he was my boyfriend
Caleb by YeetYeetMcGeetMyBroskio January 18, 2019