cakeclit

Thee baddest bitch. She stans Nicki Minaj, bktherula, SoFaygo, Rubi Rose, and BTS. She would stan Playboi Carti but that nigga is a bitch for not releasing music. She changed her username from cakeclip to cakeclit.

“You know that girl cakeclit from insta? She funny asf.”

by Shittypersona October 26, 2020

calcium sand

A type of reptile substrate made out of 100% calcium carbonate. Known for it's ability to cause severe impaction, calcium sand is hated by most reptile enthusiasts.

I uSeD cAlCiUm SaNd WiTh My LeOpArD gEcKo AnD hE lIvEd HiS fUlL 3 YeAr LiFeSpAn!!!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 17, 2020

calculator

a god that can help you on a math test

kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator

by nani-uwu December 7, 2020

Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021

calcentines

Stinkiest type of socks

"Oh my god he has such calcentines in his bedroom!"

by Goobleoobleooozindooble February 3, 2021

calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021