cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 06, 2018

mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh November 28, 2015

Cabbage pie

When you take a nasty dump and it smells like cabbage pie.

Yo dude why does the bathroom always smell like cabbage pie?!

by Dalidoll November 09, 2021

cabbage cup

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face

Dave: Where were you last night mike?
Mike: I was busy cabbage cupping my girlfriend.

by Mr fart January 11, 2021

God’s cabbage

An underused term for marijuana that was founded by old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage back in the day

by 🅱️aron June 19, 2018

Crispy Cabbage

When a down syndrome gets caught in a house fire and just barely makes it out alive.

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter: Wow, look a crispy cabbage made it out alive!

Firefighter 2: Wow, thats amazing I can't believe it.

by yeaitslunar February 25, 2022

coochie cabbage

Cabbage that has been fermented in a girls coochie

"We had coochie cabbage last night for dinner, it was about 2 weeks old."

by rusiityt September 08, 2017