ringlewart's definitions

clam brush

a brush used for sweaty fat women who cant properly clean there dirty clam hair

my clam brush works well in cleaning my filthy clam hair the fatty said

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

sauce finger

when ones finger breaks through the toilet paper they are wiping with

i was wiping my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper and i got sauce finger

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017