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a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser
by ringlewart March 06, 2017
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