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G.I. system butthole clearing brawl

Last night after I got home from the bar my insides were engaged in a G.I. system butthole clearing brawl. It really took a lot out of me...literally.
by Infamous R January 22, 2011
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Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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Pumpkin Butthole

A doughnut, usually iced, with pumpkin spice filling visible from one side, resembling a puckered or partially prolapsed anus.
Our teacher brought us pumpkin buttholes for doing well on our exams.
by DerAlmighty October 6, 2020
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Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.
"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur
by Kiendra January 16, 2021
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blowing on buttholes

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.
Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?
by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014
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butthead

N. Person who thinks with his ass, as opposed to his brain as most normal human beings do. Can always be counted on to do something stupid, especially when the situation does not call for it. Made popular by a popular MTV animated series about two diametrically different fools whose aim in life is to be the best at doing absolutely nothing.
That guy's a member of the Young Republicans... what a butthead.
by Young Republican April 3, 2005
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butthead

Uh...Huh huh...Uh...Huh uh huh huh...Uh...This sucks.
I noticed you have braces. I have braces too you know.
by Cheeto July 16, 2003
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