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jesus button

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
by Nicholas W June 29, 2007
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gumdrop buttons

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015
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panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off
a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button
by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005
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buttox

If you followed this link from the word nasty ass, this person is a moron. It is spelled buttocks, blockhead, and it is the anal region.
The idiot who started this word and didn't define it is stupid, but even stupider, he spelled it wrong.
by Douchebag March 9, 2004
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Buttonface

When a person's face in squished to the center, to look as if it were a button.
"Did you see that girl's face?"
"Yeah! She had a buttonface"
by izzzabella December 29, 2007
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Slutty butty

Slutty butty - when you want to tell someone she's a slut
in a nice way, and won't hurt her feeilings.
a slutty butty is a person who is a slut.. so in other words, you want to tell here she a big slut.

girl 1: "hey, your such a slutty butty",

girl 2: "oh thank you so much". i was worrid people tought
i was a real slut, i guess not.
by *HAYLEY* November 6, 2007
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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
by roccot7 June 27, 2010
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