Don burking

To sexually harass a co worker

Guy1. Man you should have seen the new hot girl at work
Guy2. Oh yeah did you get her number?
Guy1. Nah mate just gave her abit of the old don burking

by Rxxltxlk December 2, 2017

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk

"You can keep purchasing small costlier-per-piece packages of a product till Doomsday, and you will always continue needing a sizable amount/quantity of it per week/month/year. But then just as soon as you plunk down a tidy sum for an economy-priced bulk-quantity of said commodity, your needs and/or lifestyle will immediately change, and so now you will likely never even begin to consume that much volume in your entire lifetime."

For example, you purchase several cases of plain white paraffin candles for your antique chandelier that you love to illuminate every evening, only to then discover that an electric-candle "upgrade" kit is available, and comes with fixtures that look just like the elegant candles and fit perfectly into your chandelier's holders! So now you're stuck with many hundreds of little white-wax tapers that you'll probably never have any use for.

I feel like such a total bulk-buying buffoon --- I had been consuming several expensive plywood-cutting circular-saw blades per year in my household woodworking-tasks, and so eventually I had purchased a bargain-priced fifty-pack of only-minutely-rusty "new old stock" Skilsaw-blades from a private seller on E-Bay. But then I had started using a larger-bladed table-saw for most of my panel-slicing/trimming needs, and so I've only used one or two of the circular-saw blades from the package in the many months since that time! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law Of Buying In Bulk" to me!!!

by QuacksO August 8, 2018

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008

Baking bread

The area of skin on the top of a large woman's feet when she puts a low cut dress shoe on.

This statement is usually spoken between 2 or more caddy women.

Jill: Hey, did you see the new temp?
Susan: nah, I missed her.
Jill: she lumbered by a few minutes ago. Her shoes were hanging on for dear life. She was really baking bread.

by El Nutt August 4, 2009

Hot-Bunking

The act of impregnating a woman who has recently given birth.

"Hey man, did you hear Rex just knocked up Ellen straight after she had Nigels kid?"
"No way, he is totally Hot-Bunking her!"

by Poisoncobra June 3, 2016

bucking bronco

When a man is doing a girl doggystyle and sticks both his thumbs up the girls ass and hooks both inside so he has a firm grip. While the girl reacts to this, she starts to kick out like a horse and thats where the fun begins...

Last night I gave the girl the time of her life. She even got the bucking bronco!

by Spliff Dog February 23, 2008