buff

a cop that loves his job a bit too much.

sgt - aren't you supposed to be on meal?
cop - i was going, but this guy had excessively loud music coming from his car, so i threw out my whopper to write him a summons.
sgt - ...you fucking loser, stop being such a damn buff before people flip your locker.

by flipyoutoo February 16, 2008

baffle

To rub one's balls on their friend's waffle

Hey Ash, how does That baffle taste?

WTF

by Smashley02129 December 20, 2013

Buff-head

When ones forehead is flaring with sunshine brightness due to an excessive amount of hair styling wax being worn. As a result, a large proportion of the wax secretes down onto the upper region of the face. The outcome can be likened to the surface of a polished bowling bowl, glistening simirly to ejeculated semen.

"Fucking hell Philip, you've got harsh 'BUFF-HEAD' today, how much wax did you use?

by Akash Barvic Sleeves October 16, 2003

Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

buff

There are several definitions:
*Becca nickname = buff
*Being in the nude in the buff
*Having large muscles buff

The best picture in the world is called 'Buffing Buff in the Buff.'

by BECCAisBUFF November 15, 2006

Braff

To snort something, like a drug.

"I braffed a fat line of v the other day."

"Let's go braff some fuckin cain."

by Smokey September 10, 2004

buff

To give head, or get head.
getting your dick sucked

Darius: Yo dat was sum great buff last night
shankiwa: thanks boo, it was all for you, i cant deny the chocolate

by DJ dondon January 11, 2008