Danish breakfast

The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.

One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.

It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.

This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.

On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

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Pascal's Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg into the the chosen orifice of your sexual partner, scrambling the egg via rigorous intercourse and having them squat over a hot pan releasing the egg and semen into the pan, than frying the mixture and feeding it to them.

I totally gave my wife a Pascal's Breakfast this morning.

by Free Martian May 31, 2019

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Clench and Break

Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it

I had no idea what to do so I did a clench and break

by gdabul March 15, 2021

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i want to break free

1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!

"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"

by Freddie February 1, 2004

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