Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.

you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Breakenstein

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.

This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.

by Noj-noj January 13, 2009

breadegg

It’s not french toast. It’s breadegg. That’s it nothing else. Bread and egg mixed up in a bowl and cooked like a pancake. Eat it with ketchup or syrup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Breadegg.

Hey man is your mom making breadegg tonight?
This breadegg is phenomenal!

by breadegg January 14, 2018

Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.

person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog

by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019

Braden

Literally has no friends lmao

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?

by Cooking May 22, 2019

Braeden

A 6ft crack head that can steal over 300 monsters, but can't steal a few Starbucks drinks

"I finally caught that crackhead Braeden stealing"

by YahBoiBigBoi March 3, 2020

Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021