Bracket vioce

To comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. When using the bracket voice one must over pronounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.

When in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.

Matt: "Where should i take us?"
Dana: "Drive to the main beach"
(Matt takes the long way)
Dana: "(He takes the stupid way!)"
Matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!

Corey: "I love my car so much, its gonna get me so much pussy!"
Matt: "(He thinks hes sweet)"

John: "(The Leafs loose again!)"

by CropDuster33 November 2, 2009

jelly bracelets

Jelly bracelets are just plain bracelets that you can bend and snap. And the game"snap" was made AFTER these bracelets were made.

The Game "snap" was most likely made up by some stupid boys that don't have girlfriends and can't get anything. So I rest my case.

by erin May 16, 2004

above my tax bracket

A high maintenance girl who would require an income level greater than yours to support her lavish lifestyle. They are usually found at clubs with high cover charges and surrounded by fifty guys who all pay for her.

Two guys catch a hot girl decked out in designer clothing, Gucci glasses, Manolo stilletos, and more jewelry than small African nations posses. One says to the other "Check out that one over there," and the other notices the money leaving his pockets and says "no way man, she is way above my tax bracket"

by John from Texas June 19, 2008

Splicing the main brace

Navel term for getting shitfaced with alcohol.

Come on Roders its about time we started splicing the main brace.

by spanglish3 April 15, 2009

Jesus bracelet

A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.

Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.

by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010

Brace yoself foo'

Get ready; be prepared

Delonte: Yo Jamz, why you be all up in my grill dawg?
Jamal: Shut yo mouth muthafucka! I gotta can of whoop-ass waitin for you so yo u betta brace yoself foo'!

by Agra April 1, 2004

ankle bracelet

A device that is semi-permanently attached to the ankle of someone who is under house arrest. The device communicates with a monitor installed in the wearer's home which sends a signal to the probation officer if it is not within a short distance from the monitor at specific times of the day. Typically used during level 4 probation to ensure that the wearer stays at home during prescribed hours.

What's that bulge on your leg?

That's my new ankle bracelet - gotta run, I'm due home in 15 minutes!

by Ex-Felon October 2, 2007