Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 04, 2019
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ass boogers

Poop you see on your finger when you stick your finger in your butt and take it out.
Ass boogers are on my finger. It smells gross.
by feggbzherhare May 27, 2021
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bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)
Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
by jasonspsyche February 06, 2018
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Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.
Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?
by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022
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Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.
Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.
by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014
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booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.
Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?
by mattthewlondon August 08, 2017
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