A person who does not understand anything about technology. These people ask questions about everything tech related. Most question start with; "What is this?", "How does this work?", "How does it turn on?" etc. Tech Blind people usually go to someone they know (even if they have little knowledge of tech) to get things fixed.
by Bman111 April 17, 2017
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The condition of having a big fat ass. Not ususally on a male, and usually complimenting a nice atractive physique. The ass usually dosn't waver in size due to anny amount of dieting.
by Justin Niles. May 24, 2005
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I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.
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Mark at Adam: "You're a blind piece of cake."
by Blind Piece of Cake June 1, 2011
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by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012
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