The Biggest Douche In The universe

An award given to someone who acts like a total assholes or total fool of themselves. Someone who is a total douche and did something really incredibly scandalous and is a phony.

Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider: I write kids sitcoms
Random kid: I heard about you
Dan Schneider: yay! you have and nice feet you have girly
Random kid: You're creeping me out and I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award
Dan Schneider: I am not a douche
Kid 2: Yes, you are
Dan Schneider: nuh uh
Kids: yes Yes you are the biggest douche in the universe and you just been nominated

by LordWeathermort March 17, 2024

The Biggest Dillz

"A playful and sarcastic way to describe someone or something that always procrastinates, delays everything, or takes forever to get things done. Can refer to extreme laziness, indecisiveness, or just being ridiculously slow."

"Bruh, udah deadline tapi masih santai? You’re the biggest dillz ever!"
"This internet speed is such a dillz, takes ages to load!"
"Government paperwork? The biggest dillz in history!"

by RhysTheDillz February 3, 2025

The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

The biggest chud

Someone who is a fat lunatic who likes to eat cheeks everyday and looks like they could down a down syndrome ham burger

Omg you’re the biggest chud Cole!

by Biggestbblsoreal December 15, 2025

Reverand Ronnie Biggs

To "Reverand" (verb) "ronnie bigs" (noun) is a slang term for one male masturbating another. Originating in the north west of England, the method was pioneered by a local albino of dubious alias', who has extended his influence to the Yorkshire region.

He came back all excited, saying the young fellow with wight hair tried to reverand ronnie biggs

by T. Len-dog March 27, 2008

world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 29, 2020

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan!

dany loves parker the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021