Marching band

The best damn thing put on earth

Ashley loves band more than Charles!

by Ashley June 14, 2004

Pay the band

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool." Said by the father on a 'King of Queens' episode once.

I'll be right back, I have to go upstairs and pay the band.

by sara r. September 2, 2005

band geek

someone who is most likely voting up on every positive response, and repeatedly clicking down on the negative ones (far after being told they've already voted down).

That band geek is awesome

by Person13243523 April 11, 2009

Making the Band 2

a testament to p diddy's ignorance and small vocabulary

i watched the auditions for making the band 2 simply to laugh at p diddy's absurdity.

by miss muffin July 13, 2003

Calm of Chaos Band

Calm of Chaos is a band from Kent, Ohio. Formally known as A Dying Light, the band was founded by lead vocalist/lyricist, James Christian. The band is completed with Kayla Turk on lead guitar and backup vocals, Doug Callahan on Bass, and Devin Mays on Rhythm Guitar. COC is still searching for a drummer. For their early demos, Kayla Turk recorded drum tracks.

The style of the band is debatable, but most people agree that it sucks. Christian's vocals are a cheap imitation of Avenged Sevenfold's lead singer M. Shadow's style. Mixing screamed vocals and cleaned vocals is an old, worn out vocal style, that has been used over and over again. It's called Metalcore. But to perform Metalcore correctly, or fluently, you must have a vocalist who can actually sing. Christian's screams are weak and repetitive, and his clean vocals are wretched. They are whiny, and couldn't hold a note to save his life. Turk's lead guitar work is impressive, along with her fill-in drums on the early demos. Mays' guitar work is average at best. Callahan has yet to be heard as the newly joined bass player. He joined in April of 2009, replacing the former bass player who was expelled from COC in April of 2009. Callahan comes from the death metal band Torment of Sin. TOS is nothing but a bunch of potheads who are baked all the time and aren't good enough to meet Callahan's bass standards.

Calm of Chaos is a joke of a band and should not be taken seriously or respected. This band will never go anywhere with James Christian as their vocalist. COC is not metal whatsoever. They are what is wrong with metal. Bands trying to be carbon copies of other bands. Hint, hint: A7X.

Long live true metal

The United States Military chose to use this Calm of Chaos band as a torture/interrogation tool. They play the band's demo over and over again. Most of the test subjects either attempted suicide after hearing James Christian's vocals, but some began sucking the nearest cock around them. This was explained by Dr. Christopher Michaels as a reaction to the homosexual qualities presented in this form of music. The note placement and sequence of notes triggers a rare nervous impulse in the victims brain, causing them to crave male genitalia.

by COCsucker2012 May 24, 2009

Tuning up the band

Whacking off.

Q: Why does that chode have both hands under the table?

A: Looks like he is tuning up the band.

by Niffer Man December 18, 2011

bro band

An expantion of jock-rock which is the male parallel to the boy band; any music that causes "Bros" to enter a state of wild abandon, swinging their arms violently, spilling beer and lip-syncing every lyric perfectly, essentially causing them to act like club-girls.
Examples of Bro-Bands include Blues Traveler, Dave Mathews, The Dispatch, James Blunt, O.A.R., and others.

"It's like they've turned Madison Square Garden into a giant frat house."
"Well what did you expect? They're a Bro band."

by Dave Zucker August 5, 2007