Bearded Spike

The coolest badass Bearded Dragon alive

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy

by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020

Bernardo

A cool, funny sexy guy. He is a really kind, humble person who will make you feel you are around a world of peace and love. He has a sense of humor that will make you burst of laughter. He is incredibly talented in every single sport he plays, and loves to play soccer. He dreams of becoming the next Lionel Messi. He shows interest to people that talk to him, and loves deep conversations. He is incredible at accents as well. He is considered an athlete by his friends, and his speed will shock you.

Person 1: Yo, who is that fast guy running on the track?
Person 2: That's Bernardo. He seems kind and sexy.
Person 1: I agree.

by wellthisismypseudonym. October 13, 2021

bernardina

Super sexy, beautiful, gorgeous. Highly skilled in make up and fashion. Has so much more depth than she shows to strangers. Only opens up to people close to her. Seems aloof but is actually very sweet and cuddly. Successful businesswoman who doesn’t have time for your bullshit, she’s got important stuff to do! Full of radiance and sunshine, lights up any room she walks into. Will tell it like it is! Knows how to have a good time whether she goes out or stays in. Ages down rather than up. Forever youthful.

Don’t mess with Bernardina, you ain’t got nothin on her!!!!

by thecouch November 21, 2021

Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Bernard Bailyn

The sexiest being alive, sure hes dead but thats not a problem. rip 7th april 2021 :(

I wish you would preserve my political liberties daddy Bernard Bailyn ;)

by bernardbailynfan64 April 21, 2022

Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

Bernardo

Somebody who's extremely cute, funny, and friendly; yet can be a complete retard at times. Casually, bernardoes have big dicks. Some people say they're so huge, that it can't fit in most asses. The smallest dick ever recorded to a Bernardo was 7 inches long.

"Bernardo! How are you doing?"

"Good. What about you?"

by OfficialNamers May 10, 2023