baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021

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basted account

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

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based cringe

When you’re being yourself, not caring what others think, but are causing people around you to feel ashamed.

That poem you posted in discord was based cringe, Anon…

Calling yourself “based” is “based cringe”.

This guy is really pouring his heart out to this e-girl… talk about based cringe.

by xTyphoon September 7, 2021

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Baked with love

Added an extra shot of protein to a dough (for all those gym junkies out there!). Watched the loaves walk out the doors, hopefully there was no buns in the oven because of it!

Today's bread was baked with love, key word here is "baked".

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 9, 2023

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Hanging Basket

The act of wrapping toilet paper repeatedly round the bog seat enabling you to create a mini suspension area where you can proudly display your crap for all to see.

"I'd use the other trap if I was you, I've left a hanging basket in there"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

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