half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

by smurfy May 19, 2004

Half Baked Thug

A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.

Your half baked thug selling that purple to get Kenny out of prison.

by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003

barbed wire

what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms

macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Bard

1. A poet, often a singing poet who might improvise his work, who was around during ancient and mediaeval times. They would often travel between town and town to recite folk ballads and songs. A famous example of a bard is the blind Greek known as Homer.

2. Nickname for Shakespeare

1. The bard came to the village to tell tales of times of old and distant lands.

2. Although many people think either (a) "Shakespeare uses too much old english" or (b) "Shakespeare's too intellectual," the Bard's works have remained timeless for over 400 years

by aleclair July 1, 2005

Babed

1) Ownage to the extreme level.

2) A person of supreme subnormal intelligence.

Bryan Banana babed Prubhjoth on the stats test. It wasn't even close.

Raj shows his babeness by asking a question during a test when there is 8 second left.

by The Executive Board April 17, 2010

bardigang

the fanbase of rapper cardi b

i am a part of the bardigang.

by bardi.gang May 20, 2018

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007