Half-baked

1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!

Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.

Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.

by Paradigm Shift January 15, 2014

baking ass

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.

I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?

by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006

wake and bake

Why Santonio Holmes now plays for the New York Jets.

Ganja smoking is not a good choice of hobby for an NFL player. Mike Tomlin wont be having it. Telling the world you wake and bake via twitter is some straight up stupidity.

by PDPMT April 14, 2010

Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

truck bake

to smoke a large amount of pot in a small, three-person pickup truck with the windows rolled up.

Those old Isuzu pickups are good for truck bakes.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

baked ass

A smell comparable to an ass that hasn't been washed after a marathon.

Your dog smells like baked ass!

by Johnny GG January 2, 2009

cake baking

When a guy spends all his time to get a girls attention...

Shohan got his cake baking trophy taken away from him for having his pit bull running loose around campus...

by Kenneth Carino May 10, 2006