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jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
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dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.
She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.
by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016
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crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.
by SStec November 18, 2019
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Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
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Rainbow Bagel

Who was the hot, fit guy Meghan was chatting with last night? That is Doug, not her type, he loves rainbow bagels
by rnnrdad March 19, 2023
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Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!
by Emleh June 5, 2015
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Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night
by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023
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