awkward turtle squad 

A rare selective group comprised of the dankest meme masters who often find themselves acting like awkward turtles.

Dang, I wish I was a part of the awkward turtle squad. Too bad it's only Dirty Dank Darrel and Dirty Dank Daisy...

awkward turtle squad by Dirty Dank Daisy March 3, 2016

awkward white person smile 

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.

Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile

awkward white person smile by spaceowel May 12, 2021

Awkward Arm 

The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.

Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.

Awkward Arm by Catrentonia December 12, 2008

Awkward Turtle 

A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues

The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.

Awkward Turtle by adelews July 25, 2007

Awkward Turtle 

Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'

"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."

Awkward Turtle by SUPER DUPER WRONG January 26, 2010

awkward jungle 

When one has too much hair in their nether regions, therefore cloaking their "assests" primairly used for the male figure.

One does the "Awkward Jungle" by interlocking thier fingers and swaying them to and frow, like trees in the breeze.

Person 1: So i finally got to get serious with the guy I've been wanting to hok up with.....

Person 2: Well....

(the awkward jungle is presented and everything is understood)

awkward jungle by Tara T NoCo January 12, 2008

awkward castle 

lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.

Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.

awkward castle by TBear1190 September 27, 2009