Abortion

If it's not legal; how are we supposed to feed baby souls to our pagan Death-God?

Hym "Quick! Iam, get in the car."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "I need to get an abortion!"

Iam "You... What!? That's not how that works..."

Hym "Then how else am I supposed to get rid of you!? Ahahaha!!"

Iam "..........."

Hym "Get it!? Cus you're a baby!? AAAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "...... You're an idiot.."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.

"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."

by suneater November 21, 2009

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

abortion survivor

A person that was meant to be aborted when they were a fetus but survied due to the abortion failing or not being done correctly.

"I survived my mother's abortion, here abortion doctor tried to kill me, I am an abortion survivor."

by GRM_lol August 5, 2021

Abortion

A term used during the titanic when you abort ship

Mum: what does abortion mean?
Laura: it’s what you say when you jump off a ship

by russelroberttrucksxoxo June 17, 2022