Archan

A person who treats relationships like limited-time offers—once you’ve served your “purpose,” they vanish like a free-trial subscription. Known for Olympic-level blame-shifting, zero accountability, and a social life so empty it echoes.

“Don’t trust Jake with your group project—he pulled a total Archan last time and disappeared the moment we needed him.”

by Yourend November 22, 2025

Arcade Kids

Arcade kids are kids (often twins) with weird hairstyles, glasses, and generally short. They're often short so they can fit in the arcade chairs where they spend most of their lives. They're similar to each other in most ways like names and looks.

Irene: Ugh! I'm so obsessed with these two boys!
Jayden: How do they look, and what do they do?
Irene: They have curly hair, glasses, they're short, and have similar names.
Jayden: Gurl! Those looks like Arcade Kids!

by Bat loving fudge packer December 13, 2025

Max Archambo

smallest penis you will ever see.

"Hey Max Archambo"

by BRaDY Wrae September 20, 2018

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019

Email archaeology

Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.

- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.

- Put your mind in order first.

by bugpower January 6, 2020

Arv Arcade

the worst youtuber ever to exist. like hes awful. not even good at the games he records

"Man, did you know that Arv Arcade posted another video?"
"Why do you even watch that idiot, Jerry?"

by NotAarav March 8, 2021

joys.arcade

joys.arcade is a Tiktoker, known for her
"<33" videos. She simultaneously hates and loves posting and has questionable taste in men despite being a Lesbian.

joys.arcade posted again!

Is she being fatherless again?

No, touch starved.

by Upsidedown.avacado September 3, 2021